Chopping Mall - with working title R.O.B.O.T. and filmed as Killbots plus variously known as Robots asesinos (Spain), Shopping (France), and Supermarket horror (Italy) - is a good example of how a certain generation of cullt film fans view the past through rose-tinted glasses. This 1986 American production has been all-too frequently described as a ‘classic’ by people who seem to think ‘classic’ means ‘any film I watched as a kid’. Inevitably, it is unable to live up the weight of expectations that people place on it.
Personally, I caught up with the film in December 2012 (as part of an unlikely triple bill in Nottingham that also included Ken Russell’s The Devils and Frank Henenlotter’s Frankenhooker) and while it’s entertaining enough when shown in a bar and accompanied by beer, it hardly seems more than vacuous, ridiculous fun.
Originally titled Killbots, Chopping Mall is the poor man’s Robocop, with a prototype robotic security system installed in a shopping mall – because who wouldn’t think that giant robots with laser weapons were the answer to loitering teens, shoplifters and litter bugs? Because this is an American horror film on the 1980s, a group of overaged teens sneak into the mall at night to make out. On the plus side, they include cute Night of the Comet star Kelli Maroney and Re-Animator star Barbara Crampton (who once again has a topless scene). On the minus side – everyone else.
Naturally, the robots take as kindly to teenage sexual shenanigans as Jason Vorhees does, and before you can say ‘you have 20 seconds to comply’ they are blasting away at our hapless heroes.
Yet director Jim Wynorski knows how to make the most out of very little, and there is enough here to make Chopping Mall an entertaining waste of time. The robots are entertainingly shoddy, the special effects very much of their time and the deaths surprisingly bloody – there’s even that Eighties favourite, the exploding head! Maroney is perky and likeable as the heroine, the annoying characters all die fairly quickly (take note, modern horror directors!) and the whole film doesn’t pretend to be anything more than what it is. There’s no pretension towards art, no subtexts or hidden messages – this is just straight-forward exploitation cinema.
Guest appearances from cult stalwarts Dick Miller, Mary Woronov and Paul Bartel reveal that the film is hardly taking itself too seriously, and neither should you, This is not great cinema, and neither does it try to be. But with giant killer robots, boobs, blood, explosions, an archetypal 1980s synth score, snakes and spiders all thrown into a running time of just 77 minutes, it’s a good way to spend an evening with a few undemanding friends. Oh, and though the film’s hardly the classic some people have deemed it to be, the trailer is great!
David Flint
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